Can you stop applying status effects to me for two fucking seconds I'm trying to get divorced.
a tumblr you don't recognize reblogs your selfie. you go to check it out and it's all your selfies, but some of them aren't selfies you remember taking. in some of them you look tired, worn-out. you have wrinkles you don't remember. in one of them you have a scar you're sure you'd remember being on your face. "hey what the fuck" you dm them. "did you photoshop me to be old and have a scar", you ask. they send you a picture of your house, but it's a burnt-out ruin and a version of you in your 50s is squatting on the porch making a peace sign, all smiles
(Pushing my baby in my stroller while the cross dimensional being i met at a bar talks to me) Yeah man it’s like sometimes work just gets overwhelming. Oh shit dude your babys a bowl of pasta in rhis demension lol (Takes a bite)
Anonymous asked:
Did you flay and wear your managers skin yet?
prohaloplayer answered:
i do things at my own pace
watson: quick sherlock Jeff The Killer has escaped to france and has changed his name to Geoffrey Le Killer
sherlock:
